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French Joke of the Day

French joke of the day

La blague du jour!

The English literal translation of the following French joke is:

 

What is the difference between a can and an aquarium?

Answer:

In the can, the peas are green (les pois sont vets) and in the aquarium the fish are red (les poissons rouges/les pois sont rouges). 

It is "les poissons" sounding like "les pois sont" which renders the play on words funny.

 

Quelle est la différence entre une boîte de conserve et un aquarium?

 Réponse: 

Dans la boîte de conserve, les pois sont verts et dans l'aquarium, les poissons rouges!

 

French joke number two:

What is the difference between God and a French person?

Answer:

God does not take himself for a French person.

 

Quelle est la difference entre Dieu et un Français?

Réponse:

Dieu ne se prend pas pour un Français.

 

Another French Joke today!

 

French joke number three:

Qu'est-ce qui tombe sans faire de bruit?

Réponse:

La nuit.

 

What falls without making any sound?

Answer:

The night.

 

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